Sickeningly Luminescent

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

having long hair is soooooo good except when you need to wash it

James Baxter you've done it again

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

This is SO cool

Encounter: Hazard Monster

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way