Sickeningly Luminescent

keep em comin

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice