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It feels like this every time I write a fic

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aliceisaperson

Saying replacement words like grape to describe sexual assault is already cringey enough, but using a mother fucking grape emoji is on a whole other level. If you do that let it be known I hate you

thegiftedprocrastinator

Dont get me started on 'unalived'.

#tw sexual assault mention #<- prev #fuck censorship #tiktok is rotting our brains #but then again whats new #i could go on a rant about this but it's 4 am #my brain is soup #rant

halcyoncyrus

Love this brand of picture. Me and the obnoxious coworker who won't leave me alone

thegiftedprocrastinator

I got deja vu

#paul matthews #ted spankoffski #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #tgwdlm reprise #starkid #smosh #angela giarratana #they're the same picture #the bystander #am i wrong tho?#spesstuff

rbvcdeluxe

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

patronsaint-ofthedenial

There has to be a gnarly case of classic fandom misogyny behind people deciding that Ted's whole "people who are alive and people who are fucking dead" speech was about Pete, who's only a background character in this show, and Ted never even mentions, rather than Charlotte, who is pretty much the only person that Ted is shown to genuinely deeply care about and her corpse is literally right in front of him in that scene.

The woman he was in love with but couldn't have anything beyond a workplace affair with was just shot in front of his eyes because he left her alone with her already infected husband that she couldn't let go of but sure, he was thinking about his brother that we haven't seen him interact with in the entire hatchetverse other than their cameo in black friday and the start of abstinence camp where he makes him get out of his car and walk to the camp because he got scared to go back there. Sure.

thegiftedprocrastinator

Charlotte is always forgotten and i dont understand why lol

#starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals

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possibly-evil

i’m still insane abt the added lyrics in let it out. ik it’s just a replacement for the throwing up noises but it actually gave me chills the first time i heard it. i audibly gasped and wouldn’t stop talking to my friends abt it after the show

verdantdrawzstories

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strawberry-sweet-vampire

I don't think Hey Melissa is like. The Most Feminist Story Ever (arguably Melissa does fall into the 'Evil Man-Hating Woman' character type). But I think it's very important to acknowledge that a lot of the story is about how men objectify and dehumanise women (Ted and Freddie's harassment of Melissa, Paul not speaking against that harassment, Bill's unintentional infantilising of Melissa, even the police officer flirting with the nurse at the end while both of them are meant to be doing their jobs), and how Melissa and the Kitty Cat Club ends up inflicting similar dehumanisation onto the men they torture and kill. Boiling it down to either 'Melissa is Uniquely Evil and Awful' or 'Ha ha weird nightmare time story' does the episode a huge disservice.

thegiftedprocrastinator

Arguably one of the most memorable episodes by far ngl

#starkid #hatchetfield #hey melissa #nightmare time

oscillate-wildlyy

Hmmm would any of you hypothetically read Paul/Paul 23 selfcest if someone wrote it

thegiftedprocrastinator

Im intrigued

#starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #paul matthews #the guy who didn't like musicals #i mean technically didnt he kill og paul?#hmmmm #this has angst potential #could Paul love himself?#existential crisis alert

strawberry-sweet-vampire

Saw an interpretation a while back that Alice thinking 'it's all your fault' before she got infected was directed at herself instead of Bill (as in she felt it was her fault). And that take always gets me.

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beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

mari-monsta

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

masonstired

y’all didn’t listen to jeff blim when he initially wrote america is great again so they had to do it again

pipperoo

Let It Out The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2025 Remount)

thegiftedprocrastinator

You can really see how much jon's physicality has improved compared to the og tgwdlm. I find that fun (pokey has been putting in the work ig)

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm reprise #starkid #tgwdlm remount #jon matteson

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wickedhawtwexler

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

tedspankoffski

STOP SLEEPING ON TOMB QUEST.

I get being a fan of specific Starkid content, but at least be willing to give their new and unreleased content a chance!! If you love their content at all then I think it's fair to say they deserve that adoration elsewhere too. This show may not be Hatchetfield, but it is something deep and personal to them. You can tell from the way they're pouring themselves into it that they have high hopes and good feelings going into this show. So PLEASE. Stop saying it's just "not your thing" because you don't know! The theme may not speak to you, but it's a show by creators we care about so give it a chance. GIVE THEM A CHANCE!

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