STARRY EYED

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

Happy okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe sunday

Happy okay ms.Rona wrap it up hoe Monday (2022)

happy okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe tuesday (2023)

two sick horses evaluating an orb

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

i’ve run out of intelligent observations to make about the nickelodeon show avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) created by bryan konietzko and michael dante dimartino. from now on i will only be making unintelligent observations. did you know that appa spelled backwards is appa

This was a complaint about a one-time incident of me having to get up at 3:30am to catch a flight idk about how some of you in the notes seem to be living on a regular basis