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and my personal favourite

they also have a series on warhammer characters in dresses titled "the prittiest X"

Hi! you're in luck! Fuedal worlds are a catagory of planet within the Imperium of man, they're basically exactly what you're looking for, planets with a dark ages to pre-industrial levels of civilisation set under the backdrop of a vast & crumbling interstellar empire held together only by the sheer innertia of the thing. they're often deliberately held back as harsher worlds produce hardier recruits for the Imperial Guard and Space Marines

the most frequent example are the home planets of knight houses, they're much like the knights of old with hirearchies and chivalric honour and courtly politicing, with the sole distinction being that the Knights in question are metres tall mechs capable of dropping a kiloton's worth of munitions in a single voley

Warhammer 40,000 as a setting is large enough and more or less has built in justification for running an army however the hell you want, right down to a horde of tiny guardsmen clad in knight armour

He doesn't just hold out for an entire year, he makes a deal that means his worst concern is shared custody of his body. Most mages can't even do that.

Calivan says, "It was supposed to take a week, at most!" Thedas has five day weeks (we think).

There are three records that we are able to access (one note just says it goes on for pages and pages.) Prisoner 36 succumbed after 9 days. Prisoner 20 succumbed after 18 days.

The longest we have a record of anyone else holding out is 100 days, and after that time they were taken over by a demon of passivity.

He and Spite aren't just working together. He's already learned how to move in order to take advantage of Spite's wings. That takes practice, collaboration, and patience.

He's mentally and physically strong enough to hold a demon back while Spite is furiously trying to stab someone at point blank range.

Unfortunately for Mr Prime Minister Piss, this name change came back to haunt him after he was denied a passport a few years later due to the name. This led to this quite incredible entry into Australia's case law that is still frequently cited today:

Unfortunately for Pisso, the court ruled that the government was right to deny him a passport, on the grounds that the phrase "Prime Minister" might be considered by some to be offensive.

And this quote from Time magazine:

So we looked it up and yes, it was indeed the 'Dane' recording studio owner who attempted to stage a fascist uprising in Melbourne (of all places) in the 90s.

This was the last update we could find on him in the news, sounds like he's doing well for himself:

GetUp Australia issue media statement on the National Press Club stunt:

I still have a blaze left this month and want to have some fun with it. Now that Elden Ring is a household name, let's travel back to 2015 and look at one of Fromsoft's weirder offerings! Bloodborne has earned a bit of a reputation for its bosses, and all of the ones listed below are literally actually in the game... except one. Which is it?

If you're familiar with Bloodborne, please choose the last option and share this to your friends who don't have your insight!

Also, while I've got the Bloodborne fans here, check out the hunter's mark tattoo I got a few years ago!

Thank you everyone for playing, and especially people who put their guesses in the tags!

The correct answer was... the vampire queen who literally cannot die and must be smashed into a pulp instead!

Annalise, Queen of the Vilebloods is in the game, but an NPC, not a boss fight! At the end of another character's arc, she is splattered to pieces offscreen, though you can help her reform later.

Below the cut is evidence of all the ACTUAL bosses, in all their insanity.