Thought Bubbles

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

im going to explode in the kiln

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post