Just Some Guy

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

People still doing "do you think voting can fix this" memes when the answer to the question "when did voting last end an authoritarian regime" is "two days ago"

having elderly parents drives me insane because i will text them "how is your day going" and they will reply like "Your mom is feeling better after surgery but is still sleeping so will let you know how she feels later" and im like. EXCUSE ME!!!!!!! SURGERY??????!!!!!!