It's morning somewhere

And down the line, after some major offline events, Binghe does a milestone video (5 million subs or 100 vids or idk) and he does a video in a familiar kitchen. He opens the fridge, and hey isn't that the fridge of that poor cucumber guy? But now it looks full. Wait, what's that couples photo on the fridge door?

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

The “The original?!” (2026)

In order to do good worldbuilding you need to be able to think politically and that requires understanding politics

How do the gnomes of the mushroom village govern themselves and how do they determine the legitimacy of the Giggleking who rules them? These are questions you must be able to answer.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours