Hello :)

got thrown out of the bible study for performing old testament prophecy. fuck this place

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

i think adam touches the cut on his rib in the garden endlessly. i think his fingers find it over, over, over. i think the oozy wound interests eve. "me?" she utters, fingering it. i think she tugs on the flesh, then. he winces. "you," he replies

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue