yikes brother

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

god bless the 90 minute movie... nothing worth making a movie about that cant be said in 90 minutes

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Fix your sleep schedule.

I have a better suggestion. Stay up for research.

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

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Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday