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Kiana: Change is inedible. Mei: Don’t you mean inevitable? Kiana, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

internet users could benefit from regular reminders that the comment sections on complete strangers’ positive posts about their life or relationship with their parents aren’t an appropriate place for you to vent about your traumas or say stuff like “must be nice having parents that love you”

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades