OT3(affectionate)

Guys I was GIDDY with excitement when I realized the stick is how they figure out the standing-up perspective!!! I always figured people doing this stuff just had magical perspective powers but that makes SO MUCH SENSE what a cool tool!!! Amazing job!

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

hearing isnt like *super* important in premodern battle and most animal ears are rather flattenable so you're probably just gonna flatten your animal ears under your helmet

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

it’s always summer v winter bitches fighting for their life, where are the spring/autumn girlies, the moderate temperatures crowd, the transition period aficionados, the ‘sun is shining but the wind’s cold’ connoisseurs, the ‘decay and rebirth of nature’ devotees

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

"im no better than a man" yes u are when lesbians gawk at boobs its awesome dont even worry abt it its good for ur healtgh

My mommy kink is literally just "what if hot beautiful women cared about me a lot but also thought I was cute and pathetic and liked to do sexual bullying to me"

no time to explain, you have to wear a short skirt and grind in my lap and giggle at how i can't form sentences NOWWWW

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

the top gets groped too

mutuals i am bonking you with my gay lil head like a cat

this is oft said but it bears repeating: I need to get really high with a girl and make out with her and let her take advantage of me when I'm half conscious

they're inventing a new type of girl who's trapped under me and too cuntdrunk and overwhelmed to try to struggle her way out of it when i grind my hips down into hers