The Dooodle Lives!

Well hello Captain

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

this is what a Bodhisattva is

(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

(gordon opens a compartment on the wall and dozens of tribbles fall on his head) fucking hell. at least someone’s enjoying the food.

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag