werewolf girlie

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

"no one is arguing hrt for kids" i ammmm<3

No no, I definitely am arguing for hrt for kids. I don't want any more trans kids having to experience the hell of going through the wrong puberty again.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

i put a hex on you tumblr. 100 years of paraphile tranny filth. i curse your url. i curse your ip. you will never be profitable. 100 years fat tranny CNC intox fantasies. you can scrub us all you want but you will never be clean enough for the investors. 100 years tranny therian piss. 100 years tranny jailbait knifeplay. you will never live to see your domain sanctified. i hex you tumblr. die with me. die with me.

instant win princess

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it