Mostly Pure and Innocent

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

kis félénk

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

posts funnier with timestamps on

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .