My blog is ugly and my posts are shit. Gargle on my dick

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

i was just thinking about villainquisition and i was like, if i had the inquisition antagonists seek out dragons to kill them for sport, bearing in mind that these are the magical creatures who famously just recently returned to the world from extinction from being killed for sport too much, and then they also had josephine put the dragon corpses on display for nobles’ enjoyment and support, i would be like, “harker that’s too on the nose. you have to represent that these people are the enemies of not just magic but of all hope this world has of recovery from its history of violence in a more subtle way.”

Noobs often exhibit false pro-like behaviors. Apply violence without hesitation.

the way the inquisitor hunts dragons is almost too on-the-nose as an encapsulation of everything wrong with the game thematically

they had a character say, “mankind blunders through the world, crushing what it does not understand; elves, dragons, magic...the list is endless.” in the game. in the game they said that. in the game where they let you hunt dragons just for sport with no consequences while leading an andrastian army while being the unambiguous good guy. in that game they said that

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"