The Adventures of the Cuntosaurus

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don’t be a dick about someone who does that

liberal: corporations arent to be trusted. you cant trust corporations. everything they do is for profit. can never trust them corporation: Look at these two #Gay men holding hands and enjoying the great taste of Taco Bell!!! #WokeBaes liberal *laughing and clapping hands*: ahaha!! i like these guys now

“Human, just.. just give them here. I can do that so much better. Your heart is in the right place though.”

“some of my children are Different, but they are strong and i Love them”

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! I ALMOST TEARED UP.

Aww

Making so many undignified squeaking noises of excitement and joy right now. 

i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??

Your friends are not your therapist. Don’t just dump on them. Make sure you’re there for them emotionally too

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