you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself

now more than ever we need brunettes to keep wearing jeans

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from

why don’t you go listen to Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows from the hit 2004 movie Shrek 2 and then maybe you’ll feel better

Whimpering at the club #scared

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS