Yeah, Elain’s nice. In the same way Mister Pendanski was “nice.”
Here’s hoping someone hits her in the face with a shovel.
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Yeah, Elain’s nice. In the same way Mister Pendanski was “nice.”
Here’s hoping someone hits her in the face with a shovel.

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Nesta deserves to go full Albatross or Claudia Hoffman on her sisters and the Inner Circle. As a treat.
“Wings Of Fire if it were written by Sarah J Maas” is one of the most horrifying concepts I could think of. The DAMAGE it would do to kids & preteens…
Sarah J Maas made Tamlin with Vincent in mind, but then decided “fuck it Tamlin’s going to be Whirlpool” but she fucked up spectacularly in the process turning him into the new Asgore.
Glory would love Nesta and hate Morrigan. In fact, Glory would hate the entirety of the Inner Circle (plus Elain and Feyre).

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For what little it’s worth, the Cullens would absolutely fucking HATE the Inner Circle. They’d take one look at Velaris and decide they’re literally just another Volturi.
The Night Court consists of Arjikis, Transexuals, and NightWings.
Except Sarah J Maas, thinking she’s superior to Gregory Maguire, Richard O’Brien, and Tui T Sutherland, stripped every bit of good writing from them and made them her own bastardized creations.
Rhysand is just Makima for white Western women.
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I will forever maintain that genuine fortune-telling and psychic medium junk is a load of bull, but as a person who owns tarot decks and regularly uses them as a tool for self-reflection I also have to admit that it does kind of work for that and it's very very funny when it does
Once I laid out some cards before I left the house and couldn't figure out an interpretation of the symbolism that made sense outside of "stop focusing and pay attention", which was of course absurd, so I was puzzling over that all the way to my bus stop and was so distracted the whole time that I walked face-first into a massive fucking spiderweb
It always hits so good
I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”
As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating
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i hope you intend to use that because otherwise, finger off the trigger and dont point the rpg at anything you dont intend to obliterate
I'll point this role playing game wherever I want