Put Him ↗️ In The Microwave

I'm sure someone's made this before but uh... it's been sitting in my procreate files and it makes me laugh every time I see it so i figured I'd share

you’re so right. i’m assuming by mb’s time we’ve fixed the problem of good pockets on skirts being impossible to find and so i think it likes them a lot after it learns to chill out 5% and not be at peak combat readiness at all times (also thank you^_^💕)

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

You can do a lot of damage with this puppy. WHAPOW!!

cons of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: they have become a permanent part of your internal monologue and you cant get them to go away

☑️ imagining blorbo from my show getting beaten within an inch of their life and crying in the arms of the one they love

my tfp gijinka au where i throw a bunch of bullshit and nonsense together

I tried something different ... hmm ...

It leads to this attitude of being vaguely embarrassed to support trans people, which crumbles when Right Wing Dipshit Pundit #33145 starts going on about "harsh truths" that a competent advocate could call out for being incorrect.

Okay, that's a really good sentence. Typo. Typo. Huh, did I write this? It's actually not bad. Typo. Hm, I would cut out that part now, but it kind of works. TYPO. Oh, this part is really good. That is the wrong word, wtf? I'm enjoying this more than I thought I would. ANOTHER TYPO? FFS.

“jonson is dying from secondhand smoke” this aint about him

- My Fassbenders don’t look alike. Nothing I can do about that.