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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

i love this post because when i wrote it i was so caught up in the beauty of spider megacity that i forgot there were people who had arachnophobia, and so with pure joy i was describing what to many is the actual definition of hell. i am sorry about that. i hope you can still find beauty in the ecological wonder of two usually solitary species cohabitating at such a large scale even if very scary ..