And then the team is like so u'll have it done by wednesday and Hardison goes yea lol of course it sounds fun

Hardison when the crew gives him an extremely niche and complex assignment

Yes.  I am asexual/aerodynamic.  At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

“otp: moriarty’s obsessive crush/joan’s casual disregard for it”

elementary writers: what if adler was just the persona a hot lesbian used to fuck sherlock up on her way to being his arch fucking nemesis but then she dropped that whole endeavor to spend all her time doing a hapless lesbian bowerbird display of coolness before the most attractive watson ever

again. things this show got away with

here to help if you ever need to convince someone to watch BLoSC

The Hound of the Tailor.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

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