courage incarnate

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

Most autistic dog to ever exist

@canisalbus Machete, after any slight inconvenience

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

this is not being done to prevent pedophilia. the president of the united states is a pedophile and no one in power has a problem with that

an unstoppable force (sub who is whining and writhing and shaking and crying because they can hardly handle any more) vs an immovable object (dom gently cooing i know i know i know in their ear while they refuse to let up)

“wahhh sex is so sacred you shouldn’t fuck your friends you’ll blah blah” me and my best friend fuck like animals whenever we’re in the same room together and it’s soooo fun and soooooooo good not sorry abt it 😇

sorry to the losers who see posts abt ppl fucking their friends and get pissed off and see red for whatever reason but i’m too busy being tongue deep in my bestie to give a shit abt ur weird hangups yknow?

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.