don't

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

wuthering heights isnt romantic blah blah blah girl shut UPPPPPP there is licherally nothing more romantic than people dying from longing in a prison be it self imposed or societal or both. we could have had this but didn’t is going double platinum in my house forever. its licherally the most romantic thing in the whole wide world

ok now everyone tell me how your ocs dress for a date

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

that one astarion dialogue (when you romance wyll) abt how wyll is the kinda prince charming guy he would've dreamt of marrying as a kid fucking kills me. like 1) yeah same but also 2) do you realize how cute that is. do you realize how cute you sound right now mr brooding asshole vampire. you accidentally just said the most adorable and embarrassing thing ever and tried to make it sound like a jab at ME. oooooooooooo you're crushing on himmmmmmmm 🫵🫵🫵