theboneshrine

I’m never on here, if you wanna lurk or chat catch me on ig @rattlesnake_jake666

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

jesus christ

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

free soup

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

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slorp

i see something shiny i take it. magpie instincts

- me talking to the judge after being arrested for robbing a jewelry store

They have to let you go as magpies cannot be tried as adults

can you please be my lawyer

uh oh

Please note: attempted bribery of a crow judge and crow jury with the use of food stuffs can afford a returned gift of other shiny goods

This thread is about ready to turn me into a raven maniac.

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

holy shit?

youtube link for international viewers

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

FUCK