The Body Electric

It’s a hero

Massive Birds Nests on telephone poles in the Kalahari Desert South Africa, a native bird called the sociable weaver bird constructs massive nests that from a distance, look like a giant haystack that's fallen into a tree. These nests are the largest built by any bird and are large enough to house over a hundred pairs of birds. Some sociable weaver nests have remained occupied for several generations spanning over 100 years.

everyone come live in the bird apartment megacomplex with me

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

more old men sleeping

“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.

This this this this!!!

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

i'm so fucking over it

environmental storytelling

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you