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Current Obsession: 60s eye makeup 💄🐈‍⬛🪄👜📿👢

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Love this image. pfört

eggoscramble

(and kim!)

lesbianshepard

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

dannyvantass

why leave half of the post in the tags this is amazing

lesbianshepard

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

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homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

piratedgender

segamascot

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me

queenofnots

#median american voter

okiya

Multi-view Postcard of Hairstyles worn by Osaka Geiko (1910)

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lilyblisslys

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

evilsimulator

Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.

john-barrymore

evilweasel

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty

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thesituation

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

thesituation

you’re scaring me

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voltaspistol

birdsareblooming

trashcatgallade

tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

it was the most magical day of my life

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