evil “the killer” simulator

eating a fruit snack and I sneezed and the fruit snack got in my nose and my nose hurt I couldnt figure out why until I sneeze again and the fruit snack comes out. Wow.

Trader joes denied my application and they told me to go kill myself and they said my pussy stank FUCK

A muffin without a streusel topping is worthless

I know everyone at my job is a LOSER because I know how much money we make and its small amount

im small potatoes. just a pea pod. nothing but a string cheese

does anyone give a shit about meeeeeeeeee

It’s raining outside. Because of the weather

Call me a poop the way I’m trying to be in your pants girl

I can hear my sandwich getting damp in the fridge

I heard they are letting the stinky boys outside this summer

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