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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

EVERYONE SHUT UP IF YOU LIKE POSTS TAGGED HALLOWEEN THE LIKE TURNS INTO A PUMKPIN!!!!!! 🎃

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

you call this a farm? where are the bee's knees? where do you hold your horses? the cat that got your tongue?? you're never going to pass this inspection unless the cows come home

*sweating* we’ve got this excellent elephant in the room which you’ll find is well worth talking about,

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Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

I think people finally got the point with Haymitch's book.

That's gotta be Vander's kid. There's no way. I know they're not supposed to be his, biologically, but like Claggor and Vi are his. And while we're at it, how is Jinx not Silco's kid? Like Connol, my dude, you must have been pretty chillax because your wife was in a menage je trois with her 2 male best friends. What a chill dude.