feel like I know you

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal