starlight, starbright

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

ezra bridger really is the character of all time. he ragebaits darth vader. he tells people he’s jabba the hutt and lando calrissian. he once said he was commander brom titus TO commander brom titus himself. he successfully recruits space whales, cats, and wolves to help the rebellion. he repeatedly gets captured and always finds a way to escape. he’s a teenage orphan who becomes a rebel lieutenant commander and a jedi padawan, all because he decided to steal a couple of crates from the empire

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

well its been nice talking, ill be in touching with you soon. i mean ill touch you in soon. fuck. i mean soon ill be touching in you. i mean keep in touching me. i mean ill be touch with you in it. Actually fuck it

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

the thing about misogyny is that nothing makes apparent how prevalent it is faster than just pointing out misogyny, which will have people scuttering out of the damn sewers like ninja turtles to accuse you of being an overly sensitive shit-stirring know-nothing who's making up things to be offended about. which is actually also pretty misogynistic, but if you point it out people will come scuttering out of the damn sewers—