Meaningless Ramblings

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

quick question! in which part of your life do you stop feeling like a scolded child? quick question! am i in trouble? quick question! you would tell me if im in trouble right? quick question! please don't send me to my room quick question! please don't be mad

people trip me out when they say shit like “oh i miss being 10 years old and not having problems” like the fuck you mean you didn’t have problems

Klance.

just took a sip from the river lethe, it tastes like nothing ive ever tasted before

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

Siksong today

Siksong today

Siksong today

Siksong today

Siksong today