local cosmic soup

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

incredible that cats exist at all given their biological imperative to get under your feet at the MOST dangerous moment for both of you

pet me 900 times or go to hell

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

Mark Twain’s lighthearted quip that “everyone talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it” gets increasingly ominous with every year.