life is a roofie circle

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

MRI machines and cooling units and AC and IT systems in hospitals are breaking due to the heat. Lab equipment is failing. Some cancer treatments cannot be done due to machine failures. A&E overcrowding is worse due to heat related health issues and sheer amount of people is making the heat in hospitals worse (and the AC! Is breaking!) Patients with appointments are being advised to bring in "a lot" of water with them to be able to safely attend. Fans cannot be used in hospitals. Norwich has no functuoning MRI scanners right now. And the staff have to keep working through all of this, they are getting ill and sleep deprived which is compounding issues further. This is not normal 👍

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

Guess who put in her first tampon todayyyyyyyy

Guess who had to reference this tumblr post to check how long it had been in

doomscrolling thru the weather app

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being