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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

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Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

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sandersstudies

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

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When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

sandersstudies

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

sandersstudies

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

rslashrats

my gmail impression

some dirty BITCH touchd your account and got their GREASE all over it ew!!!!! eew gross!!! oh wait thay was you… oh erm. this is awkward uh. hm.

besnurched

Is This Actually Funny or Am I Just Sleep Deprived? A novel by me

writeasrayne

Chances Are It’s Not, But At Least I’m Happy. The sequel.

besnurched

…this was such a wholesome addition….thank u

luisonte

Life goals

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they’re soup

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PSA

So you know those friendship lamps that change color when you touch them and also change your friend’s light as well? Also know how they’re like $160 a set? Well! My friend and I bought 2 bulbs for a total of like $16 and they work just as well if not better! We just both logged into the same account and set them up so we can both change the color!

#idea

memewhore

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are loads of photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

kingscrown666

Delightful

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#地味ハロウィン ←just in case you all want to see more on Twitter

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Hey. Things are going to get better.

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You cannot prevent it.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

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Have A Nice Day

What’s your comfort show/movie?

Mine is Gilmore Girls

#osdd #did #actually osdd #actuallydid #actuallyosdd #actually did #kellie #Gilmore girls #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore

slowheart

me when i was a child who had a crush on a girl and didn’t understand it or know what to do with it: pulls a handful of grass from the ground and sprinkles it over her head

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quietsystem

hey! are you okay with singlets following you? if not, no worries, have a good day

yeah go for it my pal

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23

i was just made aware of the fact that it has only been six days since halloween. SIX. that's not even a week?? surely it's been at least a month.... right? RIGHT??