I Tell This Story

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

Dear God above let it be tomorrow. Let it be during the speech. If he must go let it be then, and God, You know he must go, as do we all. Don’t we deserve it? On our birthday? Please God I’ll never ask for anything ever again if this happens.

Sigh

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

the problem with media today is there are no james spaders out there seeding the landscape with romantic freak energy

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…