Argie's trash bucket

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

Not really helping my reputation here, autocorrect …

@justactgaussian

@ten-of-imps

@technicallyeldritch

@abirdsnest

@atlaswashere

@contemplativepancakes

@mychemicallazaruspit

I need to find the God of the night, so we can figure out if we’re siblings, tragic starcrossed lovers or eternal enemies.

@thegneurshk

@whale-in-that-case

Mmm yes. The T R A I N E N G I N E.

@alexanderpukish

@godofchaos69

@jokerswild233

@grabowskibeepboop

@blackbear63

@zoxsansnc

I am Grabowski, go of the other people who ship it

I did have to go back a little for it to make some sense but I wanna try again

I am Grabowski, god of the blog

Hmm…

@weirdo09

@lilitblaukatz

@vaniloqu3nce

@97buttons

@hellothereandimsosorry

@oh-so-no-curse-words

@cxsually-cruel04

@nebulasaurus

@lazerem

Oh please no.

😂😭???? does that mean I get to pick??

FUCK NO I DONT WANT TO BE THE GOD OF HIGH SCHOOL

that tracks

HELLO WHAT 😭😭😭

I mean rocks are pretty neat so that’s cool :D

ok. that’s normal.

Well I don’t make the rules

Apparently I’m Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

??? Not what I expected-

Wtf ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not againnnnnnn

@crimsalwaysawake @scribblesandink @exlwandering @w4nd3r3r123456 and everyone else who wants to participate!!

w h at countries??

Yeah…. no

Canon to my story

yeah okay. I’m overpowered basically

wow yeah i guess. thats accurate. i think thats what id be

oh uh. alright bud -🍞

I am Mafia god of the world cup

The fuck

@kiweegamez

@eluxurex

HELL YEA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥

@sasaleletrebol

@orisretr0

@kiweegamez

@fish-bowl-buddy

accurate imo

I am for some reason the god of the earth—

Wait…drawing idea :0–💥💥💥

Hey friends! Wanna join? :3

@quirkyfries @astrofairy06 @ruin-swifeband @geisthaul @geistknockoff @theinfamousmaybelle @birdyjellyfish @ez1ra-deactivated20250305

Heh, Goddess of time here

im choosing to think that means im in everyones walls

ew its so weird ok

I AM AMOS, GOD OF LOVE AND TRUTH

thats ofdly wholesome actually

I’m Sol, god of all those people who were born on the first day of school

…okaaaay

I am Evan, God of the four people who died in the attack on Wednesday morning at the airport

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE IT NOOOOO

npt:  @fictionalsimp09 @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @kayylivesinchaos @look-a-gay @rainystarssx

@bibeantransbean @taleofapart-timepoet @birdiebirdjay @lesbian-disaster-tm

@bralnwashed @soupyloopyx @lesbian-disaster-tm @clodyghost @whydousernamesevenexist

@zsrntyouil @blueberry0409 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @aceofspades42

What

No pressure tags:

Hehe!

@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

@whatonearthisgoingon

Love it

I could work with that

No pressure

@thepicklekingog @complimentary-breadbasket @unnecessaryheadache @outromoonyy @bitchy-marvel-dude @mareestar @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks @whos-fin-anyway @cherrylusstuff @sizzlinggladiatoryouth @thornsunicorn @i-eat-asphalt @glitterysaladpandapurse-blog @cryxtalmushroxm @justletmereadhungergames @cherriblossomm @your-local-bi-guy @princesspraise @courageandnaanbread @sheensdreams @fastenchantedrebel @littlejumpingjoan @behind-blue-eyes-remastered @camp-jupiter-demigod @every1luvsguenivere

OOOO i could DEFINITELY work with thisss :3

I AM MARBLES, GOD OF THE WORLD.

Mmm yes this is a very fitting title for me. Bow before me, puny mortals.

What.. what does this mean??

@mildly-cold-grape @rockydog90210 @rosiens @theplumthief @a-jar-of-beetles @aerealz @avhira @deity-of-the-forgotten @unstable-cucumber @kx1sxy @conjug8

WHAT GAME

but also eheheheheh

@koko-blueturtle @starsndaggers @goldennebu3lla @itsnotmyfaultimthisway

dam im hades now ig???? nico im your dad

tags :

@jasonlightninggrace

@death-breath

@piper-mclean-official

Ah… very on brand for me. OH NO I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE JUPITER!

….wow ok

@forebodingmusicstartsplaying

@starchaser45

bitch what-

My predictive text is boring :/

No pressure to tagged:

:O

No pressure tags!

I think it just did that cause of The Raven. Let me try again

God of the ordinary

Yeah, that sounds about right

Ok ummm.. I think my keyboard is on something, Lemme just..

I am the god of love and peace.

Yeah I think its cause of the steven universe stuff.

Ok tag time( no pressure)

Aight, that’s cool

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

…

This is beautiful. I have no clue what it means though.

Anyways here’s mine

I am Echo, god of all the people

Well okay

okay.

@traderotales @theneighborhoodcryptid @thegoopofknowledge @carb0n-m0n0xide @goldfishinabottle

@lilianaamorewolflol @randommariithings @ramramrandomstuff @th3gh0stc4t @i-am-a-duck-collector

I can give you very confusing hypothetic situations that require lots of thought and expect an answer in the next five minutes

If I’m a star shouldn’t I be the god of the sun? Little oxymoronic there… sounds cool anyways 😎

I mean god of the universe is fair cause of my ego that’s about the same size but why did my phone want to specify that I’m a good person help 😭😭

Yayyy!

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

and I got this

THIS

Why... why so moody?

@just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi suggested "possessive whumper"

1. “You’ve taken everything from me, there’s no part of me not ruined. I have nothing to lose.”

2. “I’ll never submit to someone like you.”

3. “I’m not going anywhere with you.”

4. “I’ll fight every step of the way, with my dying breath if I have to.”

5. “There’s nothing you can do to scare me, Whumper. I’ve seen it all.”

6. “Just wait ‘til Caretaker finds me.”

7. “Oh, that’s funny. You think I’m gonna kneel to you?”

8. "If you think I’m scared of you, you’re delusional.“

9. “Oh, I’m so scared! That was sarcasm, if you couldn’t tell.”

10. “You can’t break something that’s already broken, asshole.”

11. “Wow, can’t even tie someone up right. That’s embarrassing.”

12. “Pfft, sorry, I just can’t take you serious with how goofy you look. Has anyone ever told you that?”

13. “Okay, can you get out of my face? Your breath like, really stinks.”

14. “You’re a monster, you know that?”

1. “You’ve taken everything from me, there’s no part of me not ruined. I have nothing to lose.”

2. “I’ll never submit to someone like you.”

3. “I’m not going anywhere with you.”

4. “I’ll fight every step of the way, with my dying breath if I have to.”

5. “There’s nothing you can do to scare me, Whumper. I’ve seen it all.”

6. “Just wait ‘til Caretaker finds me.”

7. “Oh, that’s funny. You think I’m gonna kneel to you?”

8. "If you think I’m scared of you, you’re delusional.“

9. “Oh, I’m so scared! That was sarcasm, if you couldn’t tell.”

10. “You can’t break something that’s already broken, asshole.”

11. “Wow, can’t even tie someone up right. That’s embarrassing.”

12. “Pfft, sorry, I just can’t take you serious with how goofy you look. Has anyone ever told you that?”

13. “Okay, can you get out of my face? Your breath like, really stinks.”

14. “You’re a monster, you know that?”

A mix of whumpee, caretaker, and whumper!

“Come on, wake up. This isn’t funny anymore. Just open your eyes.”

“Am I bleeding? Is that my blood?”

“I think I’m going to be sick-“

“Don’t look at him/her/them, look at me! Keep your eyes on me!”

“I don’t want to alarm you, but I can’t feel my (insert body part here).”

“I don’t feel... anything.”

“I’m so cold.”

“The way you scream is like music to my ears.”

“Your blue lips speckled in red blood is like pure poetry. Art in its finest form.”

“If you think you’re going to get out of here alive, think again. I’m not letting you go.”

“My, my, my... what have we here? An injury that may or may not lead to infection? Fun.”

“Jesus, you’re burning up! Have you been feverish all day?”

“You are a giant child, and somehow I’m the one in charge of caring for you.”

“Please no, don’t leave me yet. Just hang on a little longer, okay?”

Caretaker had seen it coming before it'd even happened. The way Whumpee's face was twisted with fury; their eyes growing wet as they struggled to hold back their tears. Their hands were balled up into shaking fists.

Just as they lifted their arm up to swing at them, Caretaker had kicked them in the stomach - granted, it wasn't hard, but it had enough force to knock the wind out of them.

Just as their knees went to hit the ground, Caretaker had brought them into their arms and ran a hand through their hair, listening as they struggled to breathe.