Have we stopped and considered the DEVASTATING two man chirping that could happen when Shane and Ilya are on the same team. I’ve always liked to imagine Ilya is a gossip and loves bringing shit up on ice from players personal life (within reason). Combine that with Shane “I can recite any and all nhl statistics from the last 30 years” Hollander and we have a truly lethal combination.
PLEASE IMAGINE
Ilya: (speaking to Shane very loudly about a player on the other team) Yeah I think his wife is leaving him. He cheated so I don’t feel bad for him.
Shane: oh good for her then.
Ilya: yes good for her. She is way to pretty to be with him anyway
Shane: He’s also not scoring enough points to cheat on anyone. His average goals have been going down drastically in the last few years. He really should focus more on that
Ilya: (now shouting across the rink to said player) MAYBE IF YOU FOCUSED LESS ON OTHER WOMEN AND MORE ON HOCKEY YOU WOULD SCORE A GOAL
