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βI waited too long to read the sequel, and now I canβt even remember the characters.β
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βI read the whole series in less than two days, and now canβt separate the events of individual booksβ the thrilling sequel
βIβve read so much fanfic for this series, I canβt remember what really happened in the booksβ the stunning conclusion
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this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny
people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843βs internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women itβs all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up
If youβre reading thisβ¦ congratulations, you survived Ray Bradburyβs doomsday!
ββToday is August 4, 2026,β said a second voice from the kitchen ceilingβ¦β
-Ray Bradbury, βThere Will Come Soft Rainsβ
Today is August 4th, 2026βthe day that Ray Bradburyβs short story βThere Will Come Soft Rainsβ is based on. I have included the short story below for anyone desiring to read it. Please feel free to let me know what you think in the comments! Happy doomsday;)
Art credits: βHouse Fireβ by beccastadtlander (Etsy)
The Lord of the Rings β³ Aragorn and Legolas: battle besties
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The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and theyβre frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.
Iβm sorry but thatβs thinking way too small, hear me out:
We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.
Think about itβ¦ whoβs the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a momentβs notice?
It ainβt Kermit
Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea
But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?
Thereβs no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseusβs crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.
βyou support gay rights so you must be gayβ
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit howβd this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! heβs supposed to be dead!
Sketching some bears from the bear cam! π»π
I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like βyes hello I am here for sith trainingβ just to see what would happen
Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that heβs a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dookuβs clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatistsβ top military secrets in a month, max
I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information
Dooku:β¦what are you doing
Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: Iβm a double agent. Passing them bad intel.
Dooku: I didnβt ask you to do that
Obi-Wan: β¦iβm taking initiative????
Dooku:
Dooku: Weβll itβs about time SOMEONE around here did
Palpatine: There have been far too many βcoincidencesβ with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, Iβm sure of it.
Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing
Palpatine: Your bβ you know, the whole βno attachmentsβ is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk
Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.
So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'
So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.
Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
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I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.
The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.
Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.
When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.
I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.
After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.
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not that i care
Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship
I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others
Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon
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No your phone isn't glitching I reposted this shit 3 times back to back because HOLY FUCKBALLS
THIS!!!
YOUR HONOR THIS IS THE ONE!!!!!!!!!
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my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guyβs still-alive wife.
I can't stop laughing at how silly this sauce dish looks when there's actually sauce in it
help him, he's drowning
