Emotional Reck

it's 420 eve dont forget to leave milk and brownies out for snoop dogg

Been saving this for over a year

tbh ive drawn buff women for long enough to stop being surprised when people throw nonsense at me like. im not out here claiming i know how to draw the most anatomically accurate buff woman or what certain muscles do when this or that and whatnot. im just tryna draw cool characters man

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Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

the fact that you can press b to cancel a pokemons evolution is so funny to me. like imagine a butterfly about to emerge from a chrysalis and you just put your hand on it like ‘shhh. buddy. not yet’ and its like ‘aww ok’ n climbs back in and zips itself up like a sleeping bag 

10 years ago today, uk prime minister margaret thatcher died of a stroke. reblog to raise her from the dead and kill her again.

This is why it's important to stay hydrated

Customers today are really just taking turns being on their most bizarre behaviour

For those wondering the dirty talk woman said (very clearly to the card reader, it was kinda under her breath and if it had eyes she would have been making intense eye contact) "oh yeah you're gonna get it" and THEN she put her card in

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Don’t forget his lesbian aunts, Maggie Smith and Julie Andrews

how dare you leave out Miriam Margolyes

fuck dude it sure is

Yeah, I’m reblogging this again because watching Elon go to war with the entire country of Iceland in real time is... breathtaking. 

So the wolf in the Shrek movies seems to identify as a man, and just happens to wear a pink dress as his outfit of choice. Meanwhile Doris the Ugly Stepsister is definitely a woman while having some masculine features. Then there’s Pinocchio who is unambiguously male (he celebrates becoming a “real boy”) but secretly wears womens’ underwear. And I know this was mainly done for cheap transphobic comedy but like. They’re all basically decent people who are on the heroes’ side and get to live happily ever after, so there’s not reason not to read it completely straight. The only person who shames the wolf for cross-dressing is Fairy Godmother, and she’s a villain so we’re meant to dislike her. Shrek’s extended friend group just contains a lot of genderqueer weirdos who are living their best life and I think that’s great.