Fruit Behavior

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football

it's sooo painful to take care of kids from a very young age and see them get to elementary school & start conforming to stereotypes to fit into groups... im really seeing a shift in the kids i babysit, especially those i see less often. it becomes harder to have a conversation, because caring about things is stupid, learning is stupid, being kind is stupid. i dont blame them, their environment doesn't reward curiosity or kindness, so it makes sense. i need to change the world and make acts of kindness the biggest trend of 2026...

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands