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cryptotheism

i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

cryptotheism

that is the wrong gif

xkat-holstaur

never kill yourself. kill that guy

calamitys-child

tilltheyhiggonmyboson

this is so funny to me

thecrisisnight

"Who is the hottest character from a video game?"

"I'm aroace."

hexbugswallower

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

hexbugswallower

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

moss-cliff

bogleech

I may have added this before (it's been a while and I can't find it) but the ants with wings exist only to breed! Half of those are new future queens who will mate, drop their wings and stay pregnant forever.

The other half are males who will fertilize one queen, one time and then drop dead.

These one-shot disposable flying princes are the only time a normal ant colony naturally produces any males at all.

(the winged ants are called alates, but I don't know why we don't just call them princes and princesses)

maidthings

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

maidthings

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

maidthings

[framed with a tight crop, sweating, visibly blushing] It is not.

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orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

orpheusilver

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

abalisk

😞

A travesty

dogpuppy

scolipede

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

moronpolice

i had to adapt to fucking survive

illegal-nipple

olorinscombatboots

túrin and gurthang probably

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lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

#but then everything changed when margaritaville attacked

redstonedust

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

blastovkatamarinecromancy

super love sunshine friendship beam violates the Geneva Convention

verminfang

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

championofdogs

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

Nature is healing

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hypotheticalpeople

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

junktastic

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

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