⛧horny but as a devotional act⛧

A little lace reveal.

Nihil: "I never said that. I may have thought it, you may have heard it, and it might be true…but I never said that."

Primo: "The next person that offers me pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note."

Secondo: "Don't preach to me about romance. I had a threeway in a hot air balloon."

Terzo: "What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you it's name is Steve and go like this [*breaks pencil*] and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting."

Copia: "Doing anything more than the minimum amount of work required is my definition of failing."

Then I remembered Burt Reynolds’ infamous Cosmopolitan magazine photo shoot…

Now all I’ve been thinking about has been Secondo on a bearskin rug.

Whoops… 😅

Any talented Ghartists out there feel like drawing Secondo as one of these for shits and giggles? 🤣

I couldn't help myself! I know it's not a drawing but I had to see what this looked like. I think completely naked with only the skull paint and mitre is the way to go! This should be the natural state of all Papas.

You’re definitely not wrong about the “nude but only with paint and mitre” thing. Especially for something as ✨official business✨ as a pinup for our Papas! 😮‍💨😂

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Meet my little friend!! 🐀

Everyone, this is Rinaldo.

He is very polite. He has only bitten one person. (It was deserved.)

He enjoys cheese, tiny blankets, and riding on my shoulder while I read.

Honor the first one 🖤❤️

I'm going wildly out-of-order with this answer, but I'm having a little oppressive and unrelenting work stress these days, so I needed something easy-peasy and dick-related as a palette-cleanser. Sort of a cock sorbet. I'm so tired, y'all.

THOUGHTS: PAPA PEENERS

Cocks are like snowflakes...All different, and all beautiful in their own way

PRIMO - I won't try to go against canon with this one. He's frighteningly large (13" to be accurate, though that's probably an exaggeration), so consequently he has a very pragmatic approach to sex. Ritual purposes only as a rule, after too many encounters in his youth ended with partners he was legitimately interested in running for the hills once they saw the thing. In some ways old age has been a relief because getting enough blood into something that size is virtually impossible at this point. But if someone cares to take the time to coax a little bit of firmness out of him, patiently accepting anything he can offer with affection, he's grateful and a bit smitten, though he'll never admit it and will eat the still-beating heart of anyone who dares to call him out on it.

SECONDO - He's got that dad dick, the kind that can scar for life if seen by accident at a young age, a little bigger and girthier than it needs to be, and so obscenely curved when he's hard that it almost looks fake. When he drops trow with a new partner he's always got a smug look on his face as they take him in in all his glory with the appropriate amount of awe. And the way it slaps against his thick, hairy thighs when he walks around naked for no good reason (which he does a lot) only adds to his cocky swagger. If he hadn't ended up as an Anti-Pope rockstar, he probably would have been in a trench coat flashing his junk at pretty girls on the subway.

TERZO - A small man with a proportional penis. Not freakishly small, but definitely not something that stands on it's own or would ever be called impressive. He's not sending anyone dick pics, that's for sure. On it's own, it's fine, and when it's hard, it's still fine. But it does seem to have a mind of its own, somehow. You know how some tiddies are small but really...bouncy? That's Terzo. It's all over the place, and he makes no attempt to wrangle it. And in bed, he's an all-hands-on-deck lover. Tongue, fingers, lips, thigh, boot, props galore...He's a multi-tasker. His erection is almost an afterthought because there's just so much going on. Plus he's well-groomed with good posture, so his dick pics are probably better than he thinks. All in all, a very nice weiner.

COPIA - I wouldn't say it's small, exactly. It's good and thick, but lacking just enough length that he feels more self-conscious about it than he should. And when he's flaccid...It looks like a dog treat. Why do we keep writing him with a baby dick and ED? Because he's so petty and pathetic, he brought this on himself! Just a sad, wet cat of a man and I love him with all of my icy heart. That being said, if you give him a little praise as he's modestly slinking from the shower to his closet hoping not to be perceived, he'll blush and bristle as if he doesn't believe you and maybe doesn't think he deserves it. But he loves it, just like he loves you. A childhood without parents followed by an adulthood with parents that offered nothing but disapproval has left him with a fair amount of baggage to unpack. Telling him on a daily basis how awesome you think his shlong is will do wonders. Follow me for more dating tips...

PERPETUA - This one is tricky because one could think of him as not-entirely-human, or riddled with religious trauma, or any other mix of Issues™. But the bottom line is we still don't know that much about our Pet. What we do know is that his costumes are not quite as painted-on as his twin's, in fact their almost demure in comparison. If we muddle together all the different HCs for him, I believe his *walkin' around* penis is very average...Normal, nothing out of the ordinary. But whatever it turns into when he gets aroused is something that he finds alarming, shameful, and potentially dangerous for a lover and potentially society at large. One thing is for sure, whether he's a creature or a monk, that boy likes being naked, so there's a good chance you're going to see what he's packing before you ever even have a conversation.

NIHIL - He has the unmistakable air of a guy with a huge dick (think Primo-esque) who has no idea what to do with it. He's fumbling and clueless with unjustified confidence, and Sister will either say 'Oh yes, Papa...IT'S SO BIG' if he's on her good side, or quip 'I've had bigger' if he's done something that day to annoy her. He gets to enjoy the privilege of carrying that thing around all day, and she get's the privilege of knowing who really wears the pants in that weirdly romantic, toxic relationship.

~BONUS~ MARY - There's a reason why so many of us write him as a surprisingly tender and considerate lover. Mary's hung like a horse, and he's well aware that it's both a blessing and a curse. He's got some serious abandonment issues, so in spite of his rock'n'roll lifestyle, he's not as casual about his casual sex as one might assume. He figured out early on in his youth that he'd need to get much better at foreplay if he ever wanted a one-night-stand to turn into more than that, and sex irl is not anything like the pornos the older guys showed him growing up, probably at far too young an age to understand what he was seeing. Once he figured out that a monster dong is more than just something to be shown off in tight jeans onstage...He was unstoppable.

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