Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light :]
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo and Cardinal Copia.
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All fics are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey
(Terzo) Silent Star / Part II
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Copvia) Double Shaboingboing
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi: part 1, part 2
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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Regarding mcgibbykin's wonderful ask game, what is your opinion on this?
4. What song do you think is overrated/underrated?
And
24. What nickname do you give Ghost fans?
Overrated: Missilia.
It's...fun? but I don't understand why people are so rabid over it.
Also I think it kinda sucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Underrated: Possibly a scorching hot take, but HEAR ME OUT...Death Knell.
Stop booing!
Look, for a long time I hated Death Knell. It was an always-skip for me (back when I skipped most of Opus anyway 😔). Then it kept coming up on shuffle, specifically in my car.
In the car, I'm much less likely to skip things, and...I dunno, man. It just worked some kinda magic on me. Even though I still disliked it, for some reason I really enjoyed singing along to it while driving. There's all these sustained discordant notes, belting out "SEX, SEX, SEX," is very fun, it's one of Tobias' weirdest vocal performances...
Ghost in general did this a lot for me: songs that I used to loathe just grew on me. I used to fucking hate From the Pinnacle to the Pit, and now it's an S-Tier Never Skip Godmode No Scope jam for me.
Opus is wall-to-wall bangers, and Death Knell is probably its weakest song, but that's like being the slowest cheetah, you know?
Anyway I like Death Knell a lot but understand why other people don't.
As for nicknames, I'm extremely uncreative and just call fellow Ghost fans ghesties.
Anyway.
Anyone else hear that the ghovie might be called 2 Big to Rig? Please say sike, Tobbe.
Well. There's a blockage in my building's HVAC system, which has led to water seeping up from under my flooring in two rooms (soon to be three, maybe four!). My office floor is a goner and will have to be torn up, my living room carpet will probably be a goner as well, and the water is only spreading. Meanwhile the units above me are still using their AC 🥰 after I asked them not to (and possibly after management asked them not to, as well) 🥰I haven't been using my AC (because I can't afford a $300+ electric bill) so this is 1000% not on me, yay,
but the point is,
maybe I won't be poasting much for a few days? A week? Many weeks? Or maybe I'll be poasting more? I can never predict exactly how I'll respond to stress.
The good news is while I was moving my rug out of my office I found an earring I thought I lost, and also I finally got my fucking adderall prescribed AND just yesterday found a pharmacy that actually has it in stock, so this was the best day this could have happened, I guess. With the power of meth on my side, I can do...anything...?
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Picture if you will a lively saloon in the Old American West. Rowdy patrons drinking and playing cards, hot barmaids sassing people, the occasional gunfight.
The doors swing open and in steps a stranger, a newcomer with a dangerous aura. The room goes quiet as they swagger in.
All eyes are on them as they spit on the floor and loudly proclaim, "Writing about icky fictional scenarios is the same thing as tacitly endorsing them."
You could hear a pin drop in the beat of silence that follows, then the saloon erupts into laughter.
"Why are you laughing? If you do something to a fictional character that's the same thing as doing it to a real person!" they insist, their eyes welling up with self-righteous tears.
The roar of laughter now has some boos laced throughout; the locals begin to jeer. A bottle soars over their head, smashing into the wall behind him, spattering them with warm, backwashed beer.
Swarmed by a chorus of mockery, they flee into the night, only leaving behind a dropped handful of "No Kink At Pride" pins.
please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet
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