Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light :]
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo and Cardinal Copia.
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All works are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey: part 1, part 2 (obsolete, kept for posterity)
(Terzo) Silent Star
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi: part 1, part 2
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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I should have read over the list more closely before sending my ask, because how did I miss "🎶: I associate you with a specific song or musician?" lmao
What do you think each Papa's preferred pizza topping is?
Ooooh interesting ask! Ok here goes:
Primo: he's not a big fan of pizza to begin with because cheese upsets his stomach, so he'll usually go for a tomato and garlic pizza because not matter how much heartburn it gives him, he'll never give up garlic
Secondo: that man loves the finer things in life. He loves a good thin crust margherita pizza with only high quality mozzarella di buffala and a drizzle of olive oil
Terzo: he pretends he's a fancy bitch when there's people around so he'll order something like prosciutto and roquette, but when he goes out on a pizza run late at night after drinking with Omega, he goes for Hawaiian pizza (ham and pineapple) and has threatened to send Omega back to the pit if he ever tells anyone
Copia: meat lovers pizza. If the crust is disintegrating under the weight of sausage, pepperoni, ground meat and bacon, he's a happy man. He'll eat too much and have to subtly loosen his belt under the table
Perpetua: that little weirdo probably loves barbecue chicken pizza or some shit. I don't know why, that's just him. He'll pick out all the bell peppers though, he hates those.
Nihil: I don't know man, dirt? I think Nihil just raids the fridge the next day and eats the leftover cold pizza that the other papas were saving for later.
Sister Imperator: chorizo and spicy banana peppers. She'll happily chow down while the others are struggling with the spice, chugging water and crying
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You ask your boyfriend/husband Papa to pick you up after work.
What is each Papa's modus operandi?
Pick you up in a fancy car? Have the ghouls drive them? Do they bring you a treat?
Nihil, when he was alive, would definitely pick you up in whatever shitbox beater he currently had. He brings you a weed brownie, drives you to the beach, and blasts classic rock. The vibes are impeccable despite that circus man not showering enough.
Primo knows how to drive but man's got better things to do, so while he will pull himself away from His Grand Work (#hisgrandwork) long enough to pick you up, a ghoul's doing the driving. He's a "We have treats at home," guy.
His grand work is practicing his cursive, writing "Mr. Primo Bathory" over and over.
Secondo drives himself, and while I don't buy his Mr. Worldwide Machismo one bit, I do think he would own an old muscle car. He doesn't bring a treat, but he did bring a hat for you so the wind doesn't mess up your hair (the top of that car stays down), and he will stop for a nice dinner. Vibes off the charts, as he also believes in the power of blasting music in the car.
A hill I will die on is Terzo does not drive. I think he just never bothered to learn and as time went on he just never had issues securing a ride so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A ghoul drives him around, probably in like, a Lincoln Towncar. That's what I assume the Ministry would have. The little treat he brings is himself (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Cardi drives himself for sure, in the Buick (Is that car actually his? Who knows). He picked up some McDonald's for you on the way, and he immediately pulls into the next McDonald's drive-thru he sees to sheepishly order more fries because he ate most of yours already (this is fine; I am a staunch believer in the Fry Tax).
Pet does not have a license but he still drives, the little scamp. He'll remember partway home to ask if you're hungry, scrounge around in the center console for some mints, then miss every single turn for a restaurant, like so:
"Want some Taco Bell? Wait, do you like Taco Bell? I forge- ack, we've passed it already, shit." This is not done purposefully; he wants Taco Bell too.
After missing six food places in a row he will finally turn in time to get to like, a KFC, and that turn comes with screeching tires and many angry honking cars around you. It takes him a full ten minutes to order because, unbeknownst to you, he got into Nihil's weed brownies right before you asked him to pick you up and they are kicking in at speed. Halfway home he has to pull over and ask you to finish driving. He feeds you as you drive, though, and he is so happy that the KFC also had a Taco Bell that you can't get mad. The critter got a chalupa and is over the moon about it.
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