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Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo.
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[BOOTLEGS FROM THE CLERGY] Regularly updated collection of acoustic sets, studio sessions, TV appearances, etc. Free to all.
[AO3] [FANFIC] [GIFS] [ART]
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All fics are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey
(Terzo) Silent Star / Part II
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Cardi & Perpetua) Double Shaboingboing
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi: part 1, part 2
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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He looked so good in that suit, and then I thought: What if he had different variations of this one, too - and he can grow his mustache and sideburns back!
(Watercolours / Gouache / Coloured Pencils)
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One thing I've never thought about is Terzo lying me down prone and sliding inside me, immediately giving me as much of his cock as he can, putting his full weight on me and pressing his hips into me so hard that his whole body trembles at the apex of each thrust, heavily breathing out something lewd or obscene or obscenely lewd the whole time, putting his arms around me with one hand groping roughly at my tits and the other slipping his fingers between my lips while he shudders and whimpers more and more loudly until all he can do is push his head between my shoulders and fuck down into me like his balls slapping against my ass is the secret to birthing the antichrist, and when he finally comes that low, kinda rough voice pitches into a needy and feminine whine as his beautiful body shudders through the finale and he finally collapses onto me, resting his damp forehead on me, just softly mumbling into my skin as his lips roam my neck and shoulders and then we go and make lunch.
Another thing I've never given any thought to is Terzo straddling my stomach and playing with my tits, squeezing them together and pinching my nipples between his knuckles and pulling on them until I arch off the bed, just looking at me with a smug smile and horned-up affection in his eyes, then rubbing his thumb across my bottom lip and telling me to open my mouth so he can push his thumb in, still pulling on my nipple with one hand while he fucks my mouth with the other and constantly reminding me to keep my eyes on his, pushing in deep and holding, then slowly retreating, telling me how soft and warm my tongue is and how much he's going to enjoy letting me use it on him soon, teasing me about how I'm moaning every time he pushes past my lips, how wide open my legs are, asking me how wet I am and reminding me to keep my eyes on him, always on him, and finally he leaves my mouth, unfastens his pants, and tells me to stick my tongue out, and he smiles down at me and strokes my cheek as he fulfills his promise to always give me what I want, eventually.
Another thing I've never spared a thought for is Terzo lying next to me, his smooth gloved hands spreading my legs apart so he can drape his thigh over mine, pinning me open as he teases me with his fingers, torturing me with a feather touch, mocking how needy and desperate I sound as he slowly rocks his hips against my leg in time with every sound he pulls from me, letting me feel how hard he is and how badly he wants to give me everything he has, and the whole time he's still cooing so patronizingly about how if I keep reflexively trying to close my legs that must mean I don't want any more, but why else would I be so wet, why else would his finger slide so easily into my cunt, why am I endlessly whining to kiss him, and when I beg and plead for more —for another finger, for his tongue, for his cock— he just laughs and moves his fingers to my mouth and looks at me so warmly when I moan around him and clean his glove the way he told me to, so obediently and eagerly that he looks me over and strokes his cock, red and leaking, in need of the relief offered by what's in front of him and aching for him, saying maybe I've earned a reward after all, and when his cock finally slides inside me he throws his head back as if being inside me is a bliss unmatched on this earth, breathing heavy and shuddering within moments until he's crying out with each thrust, his face mashed into my neck as he squeezes me in his arms so tightly it seems we could merge into one being, something made purely of pleasure, of solace and surrender and salvation, that maybe we could die together in this moment, happily, and have no need for paradise because we already made it ourselves, and when he comes it sounds almost agonizing, like he's losing a part of himself in me with this gift, so in order to balance those scales his soft, full lips are already making their way down my body and he needs it so badly —to consume me, to set things right— that his tongue is on my clit with no teasing or delay, simply needing to taste me immediately and he fucks his cum deeper into my cunt with his fingers as he clings to my thigh with his other hand, hugging me close and keeping his tongue on me and groaning appreciatively every time my nails rake across his scalp, every time I tug his hair and keep him where he belongs, every time my hips jerk in pursuit of the rapture he offers, and the sounds that come out of him when I finally grab a fistful of hair and start to just rut against his tongue are so sweet; he whimpers for more, pounding his fingers into my cunt so fast that knuckle-shaped bruises will mark his property for days and serve as a reminder of how nothing and no one else will ever compare, and the wanton, longing, open-mouthed moans that accompany his tongue echo mine when I come and he teases me a few moments more, laughing when I shudder and buck him off, and then he rests his head on my thigh, still slowly sliding his fingers in and out of my cunt as he gives me a dreamy smile and slips his hand up my body, pushing his fingers between my lips and sighing contentedly as I lick them clean, returning again and again to my cunt and my mouth until he finally decides that I'm simply far too empty and must have my cunt filled again, because I am a needy thing that has to have his cock inside me as much as I can, and he is so very tolerant of me and so very giving, and always willing to give me more.
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There's a scene in the book Trainspotting where some of the boys are lying on their stomachs in a field, and Renton (Ewan McGregor's character in the movie) notices Begbie (the violent bully majestically portrayed by Robert Carlyle) moving his body kinda strangely:
Anywey, ah pulled Begbie ower oantay his back, exposing his spunk drippin, earth–dirty knob. The cunt hud surreptitiously dug a hole in the soft turf wi his flick knife, and hud been fuckin the field.
And in the Rubberbandit's transcendant song, "I Like To Shift Girls," one of the members of the group admonishes the other for making out with the ground.
So 1) I'd like to thank Irvine Welsh for his contributions to literature. That scene has stayed with me for over 20 years, but I'd forgotten "Spunk drippin, earth-dirty knob," which is, quite simply, a fucking exquisite way to describe a man fucking a hole in the ground. I can't describe the delighted goggle that came out of me reading that for the first time in decades.
2) Since these tales of earthlust come to us from Scotland and Ireland respectively, I'd like to propose the following: