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Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo.
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All fics are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey
(Terzo) Silent Star / Part II
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Cardi & Perpetua) Double Shaboingboing
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Terzo's dong
Stand By Him
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
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Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Cardi's dong
See the Light
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Perpetua's dong
The Future is a Foreign Land
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Secondo's dong
Darkness at the Heart of My Love
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
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These are my flower language ghoul masks! Each mask has flowers which represent themes of the respective albums. Explanations under the cut!
OPUS EPONYMOUS: Wild Geranium (steadfast piety) Black Mulberry (I will not survive you) Ox-eye Daisy (patience)
INFESTISUMAM: Snapdragon (presumption, deception, a gracious lady) Adder's Tongue (deceit) dittany of Crete (childbirth)
MELIORA: black Dahlia (betrayal, dishonesty) nightshade (falsehood)
PREQUELLE: black rhododendron (danger, beware, despair, death) straight up cannot remember what the yellow flower is I apparantly didnt write that one down 🧍🏼♂️
I've said before that being in the Ghost fandom as a Papa enjoyer feels like being in a totally different fandom from the Ghoul enjoyers
I have been thinking recently that I, personally, am in like 4 fandoms at once still in the Ghost fandom
There's like. Axises. I made a graph in online MS Paint
There's people who are just here for the smut, I like the smut. There's people who want nothing to do with the smut, I love gen content.
There's people who need the Papas to not speak Italian except as a bit, for the ghouls to be undead cultists, who explore every single fucked up nuance of the lore TF made and wove and didn't put nearly as much thought into as we all did. There's people who love Italian papas and demon ghouls, or Gardener Primo, or who have invented complex Ghoul power sets, or have made a cool OC, or who have spun off their whole own canons that they're as much a fan of as the OG lore at this points. And I really like the OG Lore, really like a lot of fanon, and my favorite fanworks tend to blend or blur or merge those and I'll happily engage with content from either end of the pool (I GUARANTEE you when I finally write Ghouls in my fic it will be in a way that makes neither end of the spectrum happy LMAO).
I have people who have come to be dear friends to me on either end of this axis. One of my ride or dies here has zero interest in smut and gamely tolerates me reblogging so much smut. I have insane headcanon chemistry with some of the smutmongers. One of my other favorite people is a literal lore archivist. I also love a lot of ships and takes and theories that only work if you squint.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you I guess, as Stealers Wheel once put it.
I am seeing that perhaps I occupy a unique position in the ghandom 🤪
(I have not looked at many reblogs on this post)
(I also don't know if this at all accurate lmao)
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Terzo's dong
Stand By Him
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Cardi's dong
See the Light
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Perpetua's dong
The Future is a Foreign Land
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
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Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one:
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Secondo's dong
Darkness at the Heart of My Love
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍
Introducing a very exciting, very stupid new poll bracket:
Dongs Macabre
The premise is simple:
Which packs the greater punch, this Papa's dong, or this Ghost song?
Some ground rules:
I'm running this a little differently than From the Pinnacle to the Fit because I made a lot of goofs with that one
Each poll will run for 3 days, with a reblog each day.
The polls will be tagged as "dongs macabre" and the reblogs as "dongs rerun" if you'd like to block those tags.
No Papa will be eliminated in the first round. In the event of a Coughing Baby situation; they will be shuffled into the second round, after which they can be eliminated.
In the event that there's only one Papa left before the end, I'll cry There will be wildcard rounds to determine whomst amongst the Papas deserves to come back and fight again for dong recognition.
There may also be a wildcard round to bring back some eliminated songs if there's too many dicks on the dance floor. The options for the wildcard round will be based on how close their elimination poll was.
Yes, it's every Ghost song.
Eventually, I hope, we will have one song battling it out with one mighty dong.
If you headcanon a Papa as trans or otherwise not having a cis male's cock, please substitute strap/t-dick/whatever you like.
So...
Which hits harder?
Papa Primo's dong
Spillways
Remaining time: 1 day 55 minutes
(Casual reminder that Primo is canonically packing a 13-incher)
P.S. I'm attaching this whole introduction spiel to every day 1 post 👍