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Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo.
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[BOOTLEGS FROM THE CLERGY] Regularly updated collection of acoustic sets, studio sessions, TV appearances, etc. Free to all.
[AO3] [FANFIC] [GIFS] [ART]
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All fics are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey
(Terzo) Silent Star / Part II
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Cardi & Perpetua) Double Shaboingboing
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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Papa Terzo Emeritus bends over to pick something up off the ground and a sudden breeze blows his chasuble around, giving you a tasteful peek of perky balls.
Papa Primo taking an oatmeal bath to soothe an eczema flareup or some shit, but he gets the proportions wrong and makes it way too thick, just so gloopy, and every time he tries to free a limb it makes a disgusting sucking squelch like when you get your shoe stuck in the right kinda mud. Anyway he's trying to break free of this oaty prison but then he notices the sound echoes really well in his Papal Shithouse and then six months later Papa Porridge releases his solo debut and forces the Ministry to play it over the PA system every day.
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You go to start giving Papa V Perpetua a sloppy suck job when a smaller version of himself peeks out of his bush and you discover he has a whole litter of young in a pouch concealed by that beautiful pubic jungle
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kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen
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Don't Scare the Creechur - a Song Parody by mainponcho
@necropolitus and I were chatting and the speculation arose What if the Phone Ban isn't because of TF's artistic vision, what if Perpetua is a Creechur who has never seen a phone before and he is Afraid of them?
Well. I had to. I just had to.
Read More for Length, Enjoy
Skeletour has come
Impera is done
Speakers don't scare the Creechur
Nor do the lights the set or the stage
Come on baby
Don't scare the Creechur (put away your phone)
Don't scare the Creechur (he'll be able to sing)
Don't scare the Creechur (or he might go home)
Cardi's time is done
One through Three are gone
Sister Imp and Papa
Are together in eternity (Sister Imp and Papa)
20000 men and women every day (in the crowd)
20000 men and women every day (enbies toooo)
Another 20000 people every day
Come on baby
Don't scare the Creechur (put away your phone)
Don't scare the Creechur (he'll be able to sing)
Don't scare the Creechur (or he might go home)
Tour is almost done
Perpy hurt his tum
Came the two nights in Mexico
And it was clear he might not go on
The crowd lined up then as they appeared
Phones entered pouches and disappeared
The curtain dropped and then he appeared (Saying "stay close to me")
Come on baby (And they all cheered)
and he sang to them (And they had a good time)
And he bowed low and said goodbye (They got back their phones)
They said goodbye to the band (They got back their phones)
Come on baby
Don't scare the Creechur
Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.
