Queer it/they, born in the 80s, hailing the Lord of Light :]
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Yet another overly-horned-up Ghost fan, using ghumblr as an outlet so my friends don't divorce me due to my inability to shut the fuck up about my late very alive and well husband, the Kazoo Pope.
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Terzo Widow Enjoyer, also simping very hard for Papa Secondo and Cardinal Copia.
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[BOOTLEGS FROM THE CLERGY] Regularly updated collection of acoustic sets, studio sessions, TV appearances, etc. Free to all.
[AO3] [FANFIC] [GIFS] [ART]
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All fics are explicit unless otherwise specified.
Legacy (Vampires! 🦇) (ongoing)
(Perpetua) Prey
(Terzo) Silent Star / Part II
(Copia) The Softest Paw
What You Were Will Fade Away (Prime Mover/All Papas) (ongoing)
Part I (Terzo)
Part II (Primo)
Part III (Secondo)
Part IV (Cardi & V)
Crack fics:
(Secret Satan) Frater & V's Very Special Xmas
(Ghoulentine's) Jailhouse Perpetua (SFW)
(Ghoulentine's) Cardi's Beloved (Non-explicit)
(Copvia) Double Shaboingboing
(Frater & Perpetua) Getting Along: part 1, part 2
(Dom Cardinal Copia) Sei Motivi: part 1, part 2
(sub Terzo) Casting Light: part 1, part 2
(Terzo) A Lesson in Devotion
(Terzo) Wait Out the Storm (Angst, non-explicit, probably/maybe SFW)
(Perpetua - Secret Santa - La Creatura AU) La Creatura (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia - Secret Satan) Stormwatch & Hot Choccy (SFW)
(Cardinal Copia Bad Man) Show Some Gratitude
(Young Terzo) Krakow! Krakow! Two Direct Hits!
(1969 Nihil) In Search of Sin
(Creature V) Like Faces Are To Hearts
(Terzo) Be Held and Behold (The Great Masterzobation of 2026)
Coming soon(?) to a horny blog near you:
Legacy: A larger story that will tie the various vampire stories together. Each Emeritus brother will get an individual story, then it's all gonna come together for gnarly, dark shit 🥰
Vampire Terzo II: A wacky romp navigating a relationship with an immortal dumbass.
Vampire Primo: Nasty little man (affectionate) on the hunt for milfs.
Vampire Perpetua II: How would you like to come back to my creepy fuckmansion full of my weird family? The mansion's newly renovated this time, honey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Vampire Secondo: How Secondo Got His Groove Back (With cocaine and a younger man)
Vampire Copia prequel: Hey. Why is he Like That? We're traveling back a couple centuries to find out.
Terzo Alone: If you try to kill Terzo he'll go start his own Ministry! With blackjack! And hookers! (And definitely no corruption or bitterness.)
Subby Terzo II: Back into the Torment Nexus you go, Papa.
Secondo fic nobody asked for, he gonna get subby (There will be a Confessional Booth)
Assorted Copia things: In Frater mode being a little bit of a bastard to an underling, two sexting-based things of him in very rudimentary stages (One where he's a sex creep and one where he's a nice sweetboi), also have a little subby thing for him.
Jealous Papa (Most likely Terzo): He's a bit of a Bad Man who pushed you away but still doesn't want you to be with anyone else. Nasty little man (adoring).
Creature V II: A New England Ghost Story: In ye olden times, a young newlywed is left alone and is suddenly being tormented by a strange nocturnal visitor.
Cheesecake: "Draw me like one of your French girls." - Cardi
Below is my ranking of all Ghost songs, which is as definitive as it is morally and objectively correct:
Make your own list here.
S: Reserved for the songs that I not only love but am constantly putting on. I know all the words. The volume is up. I am jamming. I am living (If You Have Ghosts is S-tier due to its acoustic versions).
A: Songs I do not intentionally put on very often, but never skip. They are so close to S, but they just haven't grabbed my soul the way I need.
B: Most instrumentals end up here because I like them but I'm not reaching for them. Things I usually won't skip, but sometimes have to be in the mood for.
C: They're fine in the background.
D: Sorry but can you please go (I actually really like Spoksonat but the weird background noises activate my fight or flight reflex)
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It's been a while, but did anyone else notice the pale patches on Frater's neck towards the end?
I know it was probably just some harmless hypopigmentation from eczema or something (and irl it was just the mask getting worn out). But sometimes, I like to think of the potential tragedy of Cardi losing his mum only to find out a year or two later that he's got leprosy.
(There's also a little paleness behind his ears, but that's clearly just the edge of the mask and has always been there – unlike what we can see on his neck)
I looked into it a little when C25 came out, and apparently, the first symptom of leprosy is usually the appearance of pale patches in the skin.
And if we look at pre-LA chapters...
Nothing to be seen in C13 The Beach Life (released October of 2022).
But something changes in C16 Tax Season (February 2023).
The left-hand side of his neck is still clear. But the right?
It's barely visible, but there's a faint blemish mostly covered by the neck of his shirt. It's not as pale as it is in 2026, but it's there.
Leprosy symptoms apparently develop slowly over multiple years. What if this was happening to Cardi?
A faint blemish forms. It's dismissed as an old age thing and covered up. Sensation there is a bit numb, but whatever – Cardi's got bigger fish to fry right now, like his mum literally planning to kill him, and he's repressed worse before. But the blemish keeps getting worse. As time passes, he feels weaker. His hands and feet feel a bit like they've been sat on. The stuffy nose from his presumed cold just isn't going away, and for the first time since he was a boy, he begins to get random nosebleeds.
He finally sees a doctor, and... oh no!😱
Of course, the hypopigmentation could just be from eczema or something. Maybe it's a side-effect of whatever he had done to his face. But because neither blemish was always there, we can tell for certain it's not a birthmark.
Leprosy is treatable nowadays. But Cardi's first album was entirely plague-focused (meaning he's probably thought on them a lot, even if he didn't write the songs himself and leprosy isn't actually a plague), and he's also been known to repress and black out things he's scared to see or hear. What if the poor guy never heard the parts about the treatment and flew straight to "oh no, my fingers are gonna fall off and I'm gonna become super ugly!" land?
He doesn't tell anyone. He's been infected for so long that he figures he's already spread it to everyone he knows anyway, if they're not immune.
He just makes arrangements to quietly check out before his face can get any uglier than it is already. Before he can become any more useless than he is already.
Judith's shitty painting doesn't bother Cardi. He still looks far more handsome in it than he does in the future, in his imagination. He's happy he'll be remembered that way, rather than how he sees his future.
Obviously, none of this is going to be canon. But it's always fun to theorise and play around.
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Some of these are a little iffy/probably just his pants but what are you going to do about it? Fight me? Wrestle me down to the ground? Grapple with me until we're both flushed and breathless, quivering lips almost touching as we stare intently into one another's eyes and shift our battlegrounds to the mental plane, questioning whether or not we're really going to do this? Perhaps fighting our own desires even more than the other person?
I can't believe you gherverts. Can't you see he's shy?
Anyway here's this guy's balls.
Yes king let there be no room for doubt let us count the ridges on your cock thank you king
A soupçon of nutsack.
Just a tasteful black & white photo with some equally tasteful bulge
So who wants to see his balls in the other suits? Show of hands.
The Terzenis Research Project is dedicated to the search for Terzo's beautiful Papal Dong, specifically the footage that I —in my heart— know exists of his pants falling down onstage and his cock flopping around for all the world to see.
The Copipi Research Project was doomed from the start because, well,
There it is.
(Right there.)
(I've zoomed to make sure you can see it.)
How are we supposed to secure funding for this, I ask you? It's like saying, "I'd like a grant to determine whether housecats exist in houses."
Some of these are a little iffy/probably just his pants but what are you going to do about it? Fight me? Wrestle me down to the ground? Grapple with me until we're both flushed and breathless, quivering lips almost touching as we stare intently into one another's eyes and shift our battlegrounds to the mental plane, questioning whether or not we're really going to do this? Perhaps fighting our own desires even more than the other person?
I can't believe you gherverts. Can't you see he's shy?
Anyway here's this guy's balls.
Yes king let there be no room for doubt let us count the ridges on your cock thank you king
A soupçon of nutsack.
Just a tasteful black & white photo with some equally tasteful bulge
So who wants to see his balls in the other suits? Show of hands.
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In honor of this momentous occasion, I have prepared a small tribute to our collective journey through Satanic fashion.*
Now, the final showdown:
CARDI VS. TERZO
Who is the true Fashion Icon here?
Military Jacket Cardi
Dead Astaire Terzo
Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours
(Apologies in advance for the daily reblogs that are coming for both polls.)
If you like my silly video you can download it here.
*I'm still an extremely amateur video editor and even though everything is perfectly synced and HD on my end, I can't get the uploading process to produce a 1:1 version. I fixed what I could, but if you see something not timed perfectly right, that's youtube and not me 😭Video editing is the worst hobby I've ever taken up.
Video sources below
A few of the videos are just random ones I got from tumblr that I couldn't find a source for. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How do you like my new suit? https://youtu.be/7-oUnBGZovo?si=biLpEbSSZ6Ur2SO5
Papaganda 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woE4lBE615I
Papal Pet 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHzvEEbKKpY
White Sox Popia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELQsE4xIeGE
Black Cassock Cardi https://youtu.be/e_74Ijj6EpY?si=CJ-SD4PiLZjsBsUA
Silver Pet https://youtu.be/gpweC8Ap4P0?si=jKpooWYV-4ardLHV
Cowboy Cardi https://www.tumblr.com/mdemorita/727448805799247872?source=share
Year Zero Cardi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRZe6FHj9o8
Last-Minute Secondo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky3GMQfIfnc
1969 Nihil https://youtu.be/qyxrzUe_TDM?si=sO31b7oHlk_JmxsN
Black Suit Cardi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGQIoPS5e80
Red Suit cardi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVSjvYCMJW4
Papal Popia https://youtu.be/Keyj16mmvZg?si=G5izx88QFn4eoCKS
Gucci Dead Astaire Terzo https://youtu.be/GdKLjnEuoss?si=VEArfwf0nDWc0Bzw
Headphones Secondo https://youtu.be/Z8J8Mcq1fbU?si=0vIcdqX8NyzLQTjp
Rats https://youtu.be/C_ijc7A5oAc?si=Mi4QDYbIUkxb04OB
White Suit Cardi (hat+cane) https://youtu.be/A8Zi1PyLF54?si=5twOXRtEiWHWoc34
Red Jacket Popia original paint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zasMBtPiMqE
Blue Jacket Popia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyhO07aOwv4
Dracopia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDeiFhRd24w
Papal Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsx0SXHywPA
Satanized https://youtu.be/mGR2M2mBJXU?si=RNRDFS6vRbwNrUfc
Rats! On the road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qnF-hIC_lc
Spillways https://youtu.be/u9DV1eHQpcA?si=wPIvSiJzTi2255JP
Ferule Seco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGnpGWl0Hhk
Sassy Scarf Primo and Black Shirt Terzo https://youtu.be/7tm6bhXE5mQ?si=i9oK8hTVE3JFcNxS
Long Claw Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SN9bOOb3vs
Frater https://youtu.be/Cg75TYBgQ98?si=-LS4PudzyfLVYH8r
Primo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF-aJxNhY1c
Faith https://youtu.be/qvZKwvpQAUc?si=AMgsQJmG_sahTXc8
Year Zero https://vimeo.com/74097037
GTV Jacksonville https://youtu.be/T2HrFMp7FjY?si=ZcZF0dxAhDawt4U9
Dance Macabre https://youtu.be/7Gr63DiEUxw?si=OkpmnyR_nDl9fs9h
Sunglasses Secondo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQ0YrTTFsI
Papaganda 2 https://youtu.be/4_8UNS8ferE?si=imxch0m9YuEPVXEt
Life Eternal https://youtu.be/xUSf1bjd4I8?si=A2Nxhi-EbdN4cZ1Q
Papal Primo white https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ya3bAxw5zw
Papal Popia original paint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YG5xa1G_kQ
GTV Mexico City https://youtu.be/o2lLmcyEXeQ?si=q7lmmCv-vr7V5aMJ
Papal Terzo sunglasses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dBgV67FlM
He Is https://youtu.be/7hMaHDTw-pI?si=4U8Uz-u7eP7nrAeT
Military Jacket Popia https://youtu.be/xcBEkisYPDk?si=J1vfqaowQciueUVF
Honk Honk Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDs1-UaTmgc
Lachryma https://youtu.be/DLG9oTH-ZbQ?si=hyGh_0QQTxbxRQEl
Bathrobe Cardi https://youtu.be/yVfi87yoU0A?si=MfGKJydL3qMvqreo
Deezer Sessions https://youtu.be/315qJJ3Y9uA?si=dW1b6Qhe6wOpQgPl
Papal Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmKJeJwZejE
Year Zero Popia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7V0ejd-A2c
Aviators Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZrCCikNs7M
Sinterklaas Terzo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2S6-Yon7Ho
Retirement Seco https://youtu.be/URBl9vLXZOQ?si=fGGbwupnmJ8pPqyi
Sweatsuit Cardi https://youtu.be/nwqCinqD64w?si=qs16rXcQM6DQ0Ir0
GTV Cleveland https://youtu.be/ncV5_1Utse8?si=uva-80gA6K7NokNK
GTV Uncasville https://youtu.be/hLUEHNbbORc?si=HcniQnxMmIyp5REv
Black Suit Popia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYT13FNrQMg
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