a sewing machine

"Le pregunté a chatgpt..." ME CHUPA LA PORONGA QUE CARAJOS LE PREGUNTASTE A CHATGPT POR QUÉ NO LE PREGUNTAS PORQUÉ ESTÁS TAN OBSESIONADA CON HABLAR SOBRE CHATGPT LA RE PUTA MADRE QUE TE RE MIL PARIÓ

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I went to the Shauna Shipman school of communication

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Asexuals and aromantic should be allowed to discuss how society is hyper focused on sex and romance to people’s detriment without being accused of being homophobic

no me importa si mi San Martín es irreconocible, ME NIEGO a dibujarlo si no es morocho y con la nariz gruesa y aguileña. si, San Martín "woke" existe y es sangre de esta tierra, u obviamos que sus contemporáneos lo llamaron "tape", "cholo", "indio", "paraguayo", "mulato"; que sus facciones eran exóticas entre descendientes de españoles o que ÉL MISMO se denominó indio ante caciques de estos pagos? La verdad no sé a qué iba con esto pero basta del whitewashing a los próceres aaaah Mitre when i catch you Mitre

Te juro que no entiendo por qué los historiadores le hacen whitewashing a los próceres 😭.

bros no pueden aceptar que alguien con melamina hizo algo lol

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

Feliz 25 de Mayo!!!!! Ojalá el fantasma de Belgrano nos de una alegría y tire al enano psicótico por el balcón!!!