A Pitying of Doves

#PRIDEEEE

[huge demon voice] look man i know you had to kill like three people to get this line open and i appreciate it, i do, but if im being honest i dont think i can help. my therapist told me to stop overcommitting myself to avoid burnout. [circle of fire burns out]

to forget to eat all day and then find trader joes tikka masala in the freezer is to know divinity

POV: you come out to Kevin Creeley and he starts farting born this way by lady gaga

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

you may have heard of me. im the guy who saw a lizard the other day

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

I get how the whole "listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band" thing can get grating sometimes but I don't think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it's understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you're just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

most of your friends probably won't go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you'll ever meet.