laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you
me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)
Acquired Stardust
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Not today Justin


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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Origami Around
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tumblr dot com
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

JVL
Today's Document
RMH

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe

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me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

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during the like first year of covid those kinds of ads were at their all time worst. every other commercial was like “we understand the already insufficient social safety net in this country has completely collapsed as this pandemic has revealed and amplified the contradictions inherent in the capitalist mode of production, and you fear for the survival of you and your loved ones…….. that’s why you should buy a swiffer ❤️”
indie movie about a woman directed by a man
woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing*
the director:
old money (inherited followers from popular mutuals) vs the nouveau riche (rapidly gained followers by posting about cock or something)
[op makes an extremely vitriolic guilt trippy political post]
[self reblog: "and here's my paypal to send me money at since you suck so much and need to atone"]

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I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.
instant classic
do you see this shit my liege
I’m Manly Man, the Super Rich and Famous. Son of Robby.
I’m Eternally Radiant Baby
I’m field in the west, collection of stars in the night sky, a forest.
I am Born of the the Yew Tree, who Lives Near the Ash Tree, A Flower With Many Petals and Thorns
godgiven shoemaker
Blond Leper, Protector of Men
I am Pure, the Desired, Maker of Horse-Drawn Carriages
Princess of the Earth who is Very Warlike.
That’s leaving out the middle name – no one knows what it means.
Sparkling Warrior
Pure Morning Farm
I sound like a brand a giant conglomerate would make for their supposedly organic food range.
My God Is Abundance God Has Favoured Me Uncertain Meaning But Possibly Bitter Or Beloved Lives Near A Hill Or Barrier
I think I broke it.
Full of Grace, Bitter, Little Raven or Little Crow
Princess and Famous Warrior, Constructor of Walls.
I am the Lady of the Moon, the gods’ own Oath, the Li’l Dark One.
…(Probably it’d be smart to) Fear me.
(At least until I’ve had my tea.)
Of England, Victorious Son of Harry
Bitter Truth, Also A Redhead
i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.
im going to make this brb
okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it
diagnosis: it tastes?
this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return
deleting files is such a rush… freeing up disk space… oh baby
I think we are running out of posts to make
Ol’ Two Terabyte Ted over here thinks they’re hot shit, huh?

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God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes
modern day who’s on second
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
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don't know why this post disappeared when I tried to reblog it the first time, but here, I did your survey :)
Adding onto this
Everyone do this actually, we all don't want this to become a thing, so fill out their survey and tell them exactly why. This is the official means of giving our feedback, use it.
Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!
at my funeral, the audience will watch my favourite comfort movie and whoever checks their phone first gets disinherited.

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catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities
#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)
“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.
Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.
brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab