i'll spin for you

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

that post thats like “how do i know dean’s performing masculinity? because sam isn’t” except “how do i know dean’s in love with castiel? because sam isn’t”

#there’s no fucking WORLD where sam would be on his knees in front of castiel and tearfully confess ‘’i need you’’ #that scene just wouldn’t WORK if it was between sam and cas #why? why wouldn’t it work? SAY IT. OUT LOUD.

and when those opening chords of you never give me your money hit the gun appears in my mouth

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

everything is about naruto except for naruto which is about sasuke

when joan baez doesn't change the pronouns in love songs so she serenades you gayly

whyd john lennons boyfriend sing just like that twink from the beatles

Noel in Las Vegas…

Surely some sort of celestial body will start careening towards the earth any day now

epic rap battles of history simon vs garfunkel