Elliot.S

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

@.worldmap @.suezcanal what are your boundaries? i really kinda want to ship but i won't if they're uncomfortable with it >.< also @.mid-atlantic-ridge have you filled out your boundary form for this year? not to be parasocial but i know your boundaries expand by 2.5cm each year and i want to make sure i'm not crossing them

Ohhh my god you're speaking out in support of Pyro's boundaries? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite CallMeCarson

fetishizing that hollow feeling you get when you know you've gone too far and there's no coming back from this one. and it's nobody's fault but yours. you have to embrace your actions and stand by them even though you know you're objectively in the wrong, because what else are you going to do? apologize? admit you fucked up? and waste perfectly good jackoff material? sure, you'll reach uncharted territory in the depths of self-loathing afterwards, but you can get off to that too if you try hard enough. never stop the grind!

i hate when tv characters get pregnant [remembers that historically pregnancy was taboo to show on tv and women had to fight to have it represented] unless the actors are pregnant for real [remembers that actors are not their characters and some characters who should/shouldn’t be parents are portrayed by actors who aren’t/are parents] or if it really makes sense for their characters [remembers you can’t trust tv writers to make choices that make sense for their characters] like maybe there should be an audience vote [remembers what an audience vote did to jason todd] uh

unfortunately i dont think i will ever move on from ckarlnapity. i have tried and failed but i think i got injected with the karlnapity addiction serum in 2021 and now im just like this forever

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist