"I asked ChatGPT—"
Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.
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"I asked ChatGPT—"
Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.

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HAPPY FAGTOBER EVERYBODY
HAPPY FAG-TASTIC 🧛 FAGTOBER EVERYPONY
i must seek out the three wise perverts
Confession #1038
masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.
Was inspired by the previous post a while back, and had been working on this on and off for a long while.
You can see the full-resolution versions on My Patreon.
I love all of these. The angel of the the deep's wings are canvas, held up by an anchor. The angel of war's wings are blades, and its shield is a coffin. The angel of solace is a mutant, its arms deforming into wings. Geiger counter in hand, it guides us through the danger only it knows. Was this angel once a man? Corrupted now beyond hope, he can at least save others from the same fate.
this shit is so incredibly cool that i cannot and refuse to attempt to properly articulate it

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The modern Original Character Creator experience.
Denizens of tumblr, the answers you seek often lay in the tags or the image descriptions…
Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
The amount of terfs I blocked on this post, that complained about the fascist part is very telling.
The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
Don’t bring this meme back
BRING THIS MEME BACK.
Well modern camera equipment can almost see in the dark so what do you even need lighting for?
i just gotta real quick make sure that youre joking. you are joking, right?
I’m not joking. Do you understand the ISO value system as it relates to film?
im not arguing that you cant film in the dark without special lighting (obviously you can), im saying you shouldnt. im arguing with the second half of your statement. the lighting in the first picture is very purposeful and enhances the horror of the film. they didnt get into the editing room and go “oh darn, we forgot to shine a light on the guy hiding in the shadows!” jaws was made scarier because you could rarely see the shark, so your brain invented the scariest possibility. you can just… see the whole man in the second picture. having a flat shot where the lighting doesnt even draw in the viewers eye to anything (much less obscure something thats supposed to give the movie tension and anticipation) looks fucking boring and adds nothing
thats what we need lighting for
One of these is much more visually appealing than the other
Lighting in film, and especially horror is so *so* important to the tension in the scene, it’s a significant part of visual storytelling, and the cinematographer/DOP (director of photography) should’ve picked up on that.
It’s particularly embarrassing in comparison to the original material, as with digital/modern technology, you can literally see how the shot looks while you’re shooting.
This should’ve also been sorted in comp and fixed well before distribution.
As already pointed out, the lighting values have no depth to them, thus creating a very flat scene (this is one of the first design principles we are taught in design for animation/film- if I had handed in a lighting shot or concept anything like this, I would’ve failed the module).
If you take the shots and put them into greyscale, you can see this a lot clearer.
In the original Halloween shot, we can see a high range of value (how bright or dark something is)- the lighting is brightest on Jamie Lee Curtis, the viewer’s eye is drawn to her first- we can see her emotions clearly and gain sympathy for her character. Then we are drawn into the darkest value, creating dread, and this is fulfilled and heightened with the contrasting (and next highest) value of Michael’s mask.
In the modern shot, all the values are within a similar range (mid-greys), and there is no proper depth in value- making the tension within the shot fall flat (not ideal for horror).
In fact, the highest value in this shot is the fire in the background- which is where the eye is drawn to first. The background. Not the action. So instead of feeling empathy or dread, we are focusing on the wrong details.
And yes, while it could be said from a film analysis POV that the flatness of the shot ‘puts the characters on the same fighting ground/level of power in the shot,’ I’m not going to give them the benefit.
To top it off, the use of colour in the modern shot highlights the errors in lighting. Whilst sharing the blue/orange colour scheme of the original shot, everything is blue except the one area of contrast, the orange fire. So once again, we are drawn to none of the action and instead the background.
With a very small edit in compositing and lighting to match the original Halloween, the feeling (and focus) of the shot is completely changed. The shot has higher contrast and range of values- the focus is on Curtis, while Michael feels more foreboding in the darkness. The contrast puts the characters on opposite sides- good vs evil, telling a narrative in contrast to the unedited shot.
These effects could’ve easily been achieved by adding a key light on Curtis and rim lighting on Michael in production, and if necessary, editing value depth in comp to enhance the raw footage.
TLDR: Digital filmmakers still need to know traditional film and design theory- just because you have good actors, cameras and composition, does not mean you can forgo basic film craft. The aim of cinematography is to enhance the narrative, not restrict it.
ultimately… who cares if cameras can see in the dark? we’re not making movies for cameras.
also it’s a pain in the ass to watch at home if there’s even the slightest bit of light in the room with the screen
my humor 2016
happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man
Finally, the original has crossed my dash.
@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
It has been amazing to see how aids has been controlled, definitely a win for humanity
Please remember testimonials like this the next time you donate to or volunteer for medical research charities/causes.
Even if you don’t save lives TODAY, it will have a huge impact on the lives of people in several decades. Or even a few short years from now.
Thank anyone in the medical research field whom you meet! They save lives just as much as physicians do, if not more.
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Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?
Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.
#what is the alternative anyway
If you want a direct alternative there's Revolt, which is a free, open source discord clone.
Revolt is the chat app that's truly built with you in mind.
Oh...
It's even worse than I thought.
Time to go back to IRC.
I recommend Element; it's very similar to Discord and has basically the same features but it's privacy-focused and both servers and DMs can both be encrypted so only the actual users of those rooms can read the messages.
This means unlike most popular chat apps, including and especially Discord, Element doesn't sell your conversations or tracking data to advertisers, because the company literally doesn't have access to that data in the first place.
I've used it for years and I think it's a natural fit for Discord users.
sighs. saves for later
If anyone is wondering why this is a reason to worry, the rumor is that Discord is looking to become a publicly traded company on the stock market. For (tech) companies, this usually means focus on improving (or even maintaining) the user experience is abandoned in favor of doing whatever the company thinks will result in short-term stock market gains, ie, enshittification.
Late capitalism, but make it quirky.
stoned idea for the exact circumstances of vox's death:
vox had been successful in the ten years he'd been on television. he'd started off as newscaster before being bumped up to a host role on a talk/variety show. once he reached a certain level of influence, he finally had the opportunity to create something wholly his own. the network allowed him to produce his own gameshow with (almost) full control over the project. needless to say, vox was thrilled. for months he poured all his time and energy into working on the show– and was a complete terror to those around him in the process. the man who, at his core, wanted nothing but control finally had it. he was going to succeed. this show was going to be the biggest thing to ever hit the air, and he would be the biggest name in television.
the show debuted, and it was fine. performed exactly how analysts had predicted it would. people enjoyed it, but it slid pretty uneventfully into the the landscape of television at the time. regardless of the moderate success, vox started freaking out. this was supposed to be his big break. ~moderate success~ wasn't going to be enough for the execs. they'd trusted him to make them a return on their investment, and he'd fucked it up. the show was going to be cancelled and he would never be allowed control over a project again– no, worse! they might drop him altogether, cutting him out of his original show and replacing him with someone more fresh. vox couldn't let that happen! he wouldn't let that happen! he started trying to introduce new elements; new, flashier things that would catch the audience's attention and never let it go.
it came off as sort of sad. he was trying so hard to make it work, but no matter what, people just weren't enraptured. some brave souls tried to tell him he was taking it too hard and to just appreciate the success he had, but vox wasn't hearing it. he wouldn't go down without a fight. he'd keep trying, keep trying down to the last moment to make it work, to show that he had what it took to join the big leagues.
in hindsight, the flashing, 15000 watt score board was probably a bad idea.

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I wasn't planning on posting these so son but the timing was just too perfect not too
I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.
I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend
I want to be very clear: I stumbled upon this on Easter weekend. It’s a miracle.