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George on Joffrey’s death:

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

DISPELL the myth that Jason came out of the Lazarus pit Red Hood sized. He was very much still Robin sized immediately after the pit. Like understand that this is the vibe when Jason was trying to blow up the Batmobile:

His feet didnt even touch the floor... baby... he was so tiny when he was trying to blow up the batmobile 🥹

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

watching fandom lore get built but you’re not really sure how it happened:

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:

truly have to pour one out for whatever clerk had to write this because my fucking go d

I don’t know who needs to hear this