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before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?
no, why would I?
No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)
yes, obviously??
Yes (I don't really know why, though)
other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags
Before I⦠crack them open?
....before you put them in here:
the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:
sorry i meant boil not cook
WHAT IS THAT
It's an egg cooker!
It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.
#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still donāt understand why youād use an egg cup. and I canāt imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove
no egg cup:
egg cup:
#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools
...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.
Even better news about German egg related gadgets⦠the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly
No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane
nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.
The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg
die Schale = shell
sollen = to be supposed to
der Bruch = crack, fracture
die Stelle = site, place, location
die Bruchstelle = site of fracture
die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point
verursachen = to cause
-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)
der Verursacher = causative agent
der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly
Also: EierwƤrmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.
...I never considered that we might be the only ones doing this
wdym thats only grrman i dont believe this we are not the autistic egg country all yhat is NORMAL and NESSECARY and good brrakfast eggs are DIVINE
Extremely German egg eating
Starting a new episode while I am catching up on s2 of tmagp like
MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS OFF HIATUS RUN RUN RUN
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my nervous system is not strong enough for this
Oh no... She's gonna hire new people.... More people will be doomed....
alice i missed you dearly
Celia: Sorry Iām late!
Norris: D i d y o u s e e a n y g o o d c o w s
ok so iām picking up implications here šššš is he ššš at the ššš is that a ššš

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The Magnus Dresscode (feat. my headcanons)
I think Jon dressed very traditionally in s1 and s2, but around s3 when they realized they can't quit or get fired, he said "fuck it" and just started wearing whatever he liked. Including skirts
.......which results in mutual irritation between him and Elias.
**Bonus: Elias acts all offended, but secretly he knows he'd rock a pleather miniskirt
GOOD COWS!!!!!!!
the mechs adopt jon (sims) and hes either trans or jonbinary, and picks Jonthan as a new name because of Jonny
he pretends not to be happy with this
t boys be like. yummy food i need calories for my penis to grow
and spinch for my gloriousbeard

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heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel
i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is