BigEyesBelly

Fawwwkkkkkkk.

Shit I’ve been gulping down cups of water to combat my nausea and I’m starting to think it’s the five other cups of water I chugged earlier making me nauseous and that’s why it isn’t improving with more water

(About to bang a hot chick) let’s blow this popsicle stand (she touches me before I planned it out in my head) let’s put together this popsicle stand

Dude google wolverine he’s really cool. Click images

TACOMA!!!!!!!

City roads take me home Tacoma Washington city of stinky

Dude I cannot keep dropping my stylus under my bed, stuffing myself under the bed frame (tight squeeze) then trying to crawl out propped up on my knees, causing me to arch my back up and into the frame getting me stuck even further. Three days so far I’ve had to do the wriggle method where I sorta shake my hips back and forth like a fu king lunatic #MyLostStylus I now understand how it feels to be a sofa being shoved through a thin door

Lesbians are angels sent down from God. I know two. They are angels and I know they’d do crack if they could but other than that angels and isn’t that so beautiful?

Bro I fucking cut off all of ,y shirt sleeves like four years ago and since I’m washing my blankets I’m freezing my ass off on a bare mattress I feel very young and small like a fresh baby. I’m just laying here sometimes overcome with full body shivers that make me cry out in pain as I double over myself #MyColdTemperature

Bro let’s roll around on the air mattress together if our you know what’s touch it’s fine anything goes go with the wind the flow all of it. That was the first lesson I learned in my ninja training